You can dump the market.
You can turn off the lights.
But you can't get rid of Pumproach.
$PURO · BORN UNDER THE FRIDGE
Some memes are born on the internet. This one crawled out from behind a suspiciously warm router.
Meet Pumproach: half capsule, half cockroach, all bad decisions. No grand prophecy. No 80-page manifesto. Just a tiny green menace with six legs and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
If you're reading this, it's already in your tabs.
One for every questionable decision that brought us here.
Would interrupt a board meeting to eat a crumb.
Phase one: get in. Phase two: refuse to leave.
These are jokes, not token specifications. Find the supplied Solana contract and token links below.
He's loose. He's fast. He's absolutely not paying rent.
Catch one. Two more spawn. This is how you get an infestation.
From under the fridge to your browser.
The official shortcuts to the infestation.
WATCH THE SCUTTLEDexscreenerOpen the $PURO chart
JOIN THE COLONY𝕏Follow @pumproachxHsbu7t4apNYcbr1dioWEYjFQ1WWasQx8cYMX34LzpumpThe internet has enough good boys. Be a little problem.